up!
someone: hello
me: hi there
inside me: ew go the fuck away you basic bitch

eyesopen:

that was basically a really classy fuck you to the haters, no one makes fun of taylor swift like taylor swift makes fun of taylor swift xoxo

(vía jadorehaylor)

thisfightisworthwhile:

eyesopen:

“Taylor Swift is the 1st artist since the Beatles to log 6 or more weeks at #1 with 3 consecutive studio albums.” She’s past the milestone

^ LOL THIS.

(vía neverbeenanywhere-cold-as-you)

teenager problems a book/list writen by: my mom

  • your bad notes are bc the computer not bc you’re lazy according to my mom
  • your suicidal thoughts are bc the computer and not bc you’re insecure since you’re basically born according to my mom
  • your non-social life is bc the computer and not bc the people is mean according to my mom
  • youre stupid bc the computer and not bc you’re stupid according to my mom
  • you dont want to live anymore bc all the problem that you watch people have on the computer and not bc a fucking boyband ruins your fucking life according to my mom
  • you eat to much bc the computer and nOT BC YOURE FUCKING HUNGRY ALL THE TIME according to my adorable mom

the end !!!1

fabulouhs:

azaleuh:

this is so sweet

this is beautiful

fabulouhs:

azaleuh:

this is so sweet

this is beautiful

(Fuente: wisdo-m, vía we-laugh-until-we-die)