someone: hello
me: hi there
inside me: ew go the fuck away you basic bitch
that was basically a really classy fuck you to the haters, no one makes fun of taylor swift like taylor swift makes fun of taylor swift xoxo
(vía jadorehaylor)
“Taylor Swift is the 1st artist since the Beatles to log 6 or more weeks at #1 with 3 consecutive studio albums.” She’s past the milestone
^ LOL THIS.
teenager problems a book/list writen by: my mom
- your bad notes are bc the computer not bc you’re lazy according to my mom
- your suicidal thoughts are bc the computer and not bc you’re insecure since you’re basically born according to my mom
- your non-social life is bc the computer and not bc the people is mean according to my mom
- youre stupid bc the computer and not bc you’re stupid according to my mom
- you dont want to live anymore bc all the problem that you watch people have on the computer and not bc a fucking boyband ruins your fucking life according to my mom
- you eat to much bc the computer and nOT BC YOURE FUCKING HUNGRY ALL THE TIME according to my adorable mom
the end !!!1






